Audiencis Cadaverii

Holy Crap!!! The death bell tolled for the 30 stiffs that made up our audience tonight. I've seen more life in a bar of soap than in the walking seat covers that came out to see our show. Luckily it was so lizard sweating hot onstage (and off) that our imitation pleather buckskins started looking like mummified pork rinds.

So, other than that, the show was flat. We had no energy whatsoever and were unable to feed off ourselves or the audience. It was sad!!! Tomorrow and Saturday's shows will be much better. But hey, I had all my lines- so Woo Hoo!!!

Most of the backstage banter was about the upcoming Goonies anniversary (20 years) and the showing of the film locally(with a guest appearance by a very svelt Chunk). More to follow on this.